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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?","punchline":"An ion! ","id":272}

{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?","punchline":"He just took it in stride","id":93}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?","punchline":"To clean up all the bugs.","id":446}

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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}

{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}

{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}

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