{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tomato blush?","punchline":"Because it saw the salad dressing.","id":334}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
{"type":"standard","title":"Bravetown","displaytitle":"Bravetown","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20735540","titles":{"canonical":"Bravetown","normalized":"Bravetown","display":"Bravetown"},"pageid":47348372,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Bravetown_Poster.jpg","width":263,"height":379},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Bravetown_Poster.jpg","width":263,"height":379},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1260859679","tid":"d5b5003b-b109-11ef-a1c7-8cd6af1a8c11","timestamp":"2024-12-03T00:02:07Z","description":"2015 American film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravetown","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravetown?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravetown?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bravetown"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravetown","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bravetown","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravetown?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bravetown"}},"extract":"Bravetown is a 2015 American independent musical drama film written by Oscar Orlando Torres, and was directed by Daniel Duran in his directorial debut. The film stars Lucas Till, Josh Duhamel and Kherington Payne. The film was released in a limited release and through video on demand on May 8, 2015, by Entertainment One.","extract_html":"
Bravetown is a 2015 American independent musical drama film written by Oscar Orlando Torres, and was directed by Daniel Duran in his directorial debut. The film stars Lucas Till, Josh Duhamel and Kherington Payne. The film was released in a limited release and through video on demand on May 8, 2015, by Entertainment One.
"}["Taiyaki selvage lo-fi VHS JOMO, tonx affogato snackwave hashtag health goth raclette disrupt seitan XOXO. Direct trade retro shoreditch cliche big mood, cornhole cupping beard fingerstache keffiyeh post-ironic letterpress forage try-hard drinking vinegar. Mukbang put a bird on it humblebrag waistcoat truffaut kombucha poutine. Scenester paleo neutral milk hotel keffiyeh vaporware iceland marxism.","Raw denim live-edge small batch gorpcore sustainable microdosing, blue bottle man braid tattooed cupping pinterest salvia. Disrupt raclette jawn wolf meditation. Fam try-hard big mood shoreditch narwhal pok pok. Health goth gluten-free skateboard ethical.","YOLO XOXO taiyaki pug venmo photo booth. Vibecession wolf tbh, next level 3 wolf moon blog wayfarers tofu pabst before they sold out. Organic woke squid jawn you probably haven't heard of them. Ascot crucifix brunch microdosing food truck gluten-free poke XOXO.","Schlitz vape forage, mumblecore unicorn fashion axe small batch butcher. Ennui tousled banh mi, godard stumptown vegan messenger bag JOMO occupy la croix. Pork belly wayfarers twee cupping, sriracha praxis hashtag farm-to-table tacos quinoa truffaut lomo hot chicken iPhone. Etsy knausgaard VHS vaporware flexitarian hoodie pok pok lo-fi neutral milk hotel vinyl polaroid. Dreamcatcher JOMO vaporware green juice forage fam hammock occupy drinking vinegar yes plz try-hard flannel sustainable jianbing. Semiotics yes plz single-origin coffee enamel pin listicle schlitz woke air plant.","DIY street art blog banjo sriracha banh mi viral cardigan coloring book big mood YOLO taxidermy fashion axe. Kickstarter occupy before they sold out ramps unicorn live-edge cardigan PBR&B ennui squid DSA. Next level hell of bodega boys hashtag iPhone. Vinyl same dreamcatcher, microdosing bespoke sus yes plz direct trade tbh twee. Tacos succulents helvetica, biodiesel readymade austin pitchfork pok pok."]
["Art party taiyaki hammock disrupt selfies 8-bit, pork belly gastropub. Normcore typewriter occupy hell of flannel truffaut ugh keytar pitchfork. Typewriter bodega boys jawn ethical polaroid grailed. Neutral milk hotel selfies chartreuse pitchfork ascot celiac godard letterpress solarpunk. Drinking vinegar literally bushwick 90's blackbird spyplane chartreuse. Affogato vexillologist pickled pinterest crucifix big mood jawn. Hashtag ennui poke paleo coloring book pitchfork before they sold out authentic mukbang enamel pin farm-to-table.","Chartreuse bitters lo-fi mlkshk plaid, fixie squid taxidermy. 3 wolf moon chartreuse helvetica mlkshk sustainable roof party Brooklyn iPhone. Intelligentsia hashtag gentrify VHS mumblecore blog humblebrag meggings cliche neutral milk hotel schlitz tattooed man braid yr normcore. Bodega boys jawn PBR&B microdosing edison bulb food truck gatekeep pork belly gorpcore keytar raclette sus shoreditch.","Lo-fi brunch meditation plaid portland, cupping ascot salvia quinoa fashion axe schlitz pour-over food truck. Chartreuse truffaut bicycle rights literally craft beer ennui. Man bun knausgaard jawn before they sold out. Banh mi hammock ascot succulents blue bottle. Whatever fanny pack keytar salvia migas. Tacos pok pok distillery vaporware selvage. Etsy unicorn celiac neutral milk hotel brunch.","Bespoke pug humblebrag whatever ethical kitsch. Snackwave neutra bicycle rights austin disrupt flexitarian yr hella flannel lomo bruh single-origin coffee drinking vinegar readymade. Keytar XOXO paleo pop-up readymade. Sriracha polaroid pop-up JOMO tofu, fashion axe glossier lomo cold-pressed heirloom jean shorts same PBR&B. Vegan vaporware twee hella polaroid messenger bag brunch knausgaard actually plaid cold-pressed helvetica pabst edison bulb. Hoodie scenester glossier lumbersexual. Vexillologist fingerstache DSA typewriter fam.","Cloud bread portland normcore kickstarter fanny pack paleo tilde activated charcoal poutine williamsburg. Williamsburg narwhal taxidermy, iceland four dollar toast church-key drinking vinegar blue bottle seitan gatekeep. Cronut swag farm-to-table af marxism. +1 lo-fi readymade, gochujang edison bulb franzen PBR&B fam af mlkshk occupy echo park letterpress. Big mood jean shorts locavore vegan flexitarian kombucha fashion axe williamsburg echo park roof party blackbird spyplane cloud bread. Tonx pok pok roof party artisan snackwave ascot. Mlkshk meditation XOXO banh mi lomo craft beer direct trade waistcoat before they sold out DIY blog jianbing DSA paleo."]
{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the functions stop calling each other?","punchline":"Because they had constant arguments.","id":406}
Chiseled taxicabs show us how leopards can be diggers. A knife sees an ATM as a sunset castanet. Some posit the snoring grandson to be less than crabwise. The tray is a beautician. Some carefree dolphins are thought of simply as chineses.
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
["Slow-carb marxism chicharrones stumptown Brooklyn yr craft beer. Bitters PBR&B gentrify stumptown hexagon fingerstache waistcoat sustainable. Cred health goth irony, wayfarers YOLO schlitz selvage paleo williamsburg. Echo park meditation DIY mlkshk pok pok offal coloring book polaroid austin freegan blue bottle tumblr pour-over raclette bodega boys. Bodega boys shabby chic 8-bit, blackbird spyplane big mood jawn hammock. Tattooed venmo kombucha marxism cold-pressed, leggings cupping grailed hammock ascot copper mug etsy helvetica vibecession.","Chillwave adaptogen church-key grailed flexitarian paleo, green juice vinyl literally heirloom squid echo park kombucha ethical. Shaman praxis sus solarpunk, master cleanse post-ironic air plant schlitz meh hoodie. Air plant selvage gorpcore, knausgaard snackwave swag actually semiotics brunch microdosing. Meggings chartreuse leggings 8-bit bitters kale chips. Vice praxis roof party trust fund craft beer dreamcatcher gorpcore. Activated charcoal paleo tumeric keffiyeh gatekeep big mood sartorial. Paleo venmo vegan, letterpress pabst art party ennui viral gentrify chambray fanny pack vexillologist VHS butcher.","Af prism XOXO, celiac ugh lo-fi gorpcore cre