{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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Anna Liza is a Philippine television drama series broadcast by GMA Radio-Television Arts. Directed by Gil C. Soriano, it stars Julie Vega in the title role. It premiered on February 4, 1980 as the network's first primetime drama series. The series concluded on May 10, 1985.
"}{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
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Lycan is an unincorporated community in Baca County, Colorado, United States. It is located approximately 37 driving miles east-northeast of Springfield.
"}{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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Staying on Top is a 2002 American made for cable erotic film directed by John Quinn.
"}{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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