{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":18}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...","punchline":"He loves his pot.","id":45}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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Isoka District is a district of Zambia, located in Muchinga Province. The capital lies at Isoka. As of the 2022 Zambian Census, the district had a population of 111,599 people.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you give to a lemon in need?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":74}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?","punchline":"Because he was a little horse","id":43}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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