{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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