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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?","punchline":"Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.","id":322}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?","punchline":"It's two-tired.","id":306}

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