{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}

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