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Llansteffan Castle is a privately owned castle in Llansteffan, Carmarthenshire, Wales, overlooking the River Tywi estuary in Carmarthen Bay.
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Webster Township is one of fourteen townships in Dodge County, Nebraska, United States. The population was 872 at the 2020 census. A 2021 estimate placed the township's population at 848.
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