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Carpatolechia decorella is a moth of the family Gelechiidae. It is found in most of Europe, as well as in Turkey, the Caucasus, Kazakhstan, North Africa and on the Canary Islands.

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The Obateru of Egbin's Royal Palace is an edifice located in Egbin, Ijede LCDA, Ikorodu LGA, Lagos State, Nigeria. This palace, belonging to His Royal Majesty, Oba (Dr) Adeoriyomi Oluwasesan Abdul-Akeem Oyebo (arpa), Ademoyebo 111, is a significant landmark in the Egbin Kingdom and serves as the center of modern traditional authority for the community.

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Parmeliella is a genus of lichenized fungi in the family Pannariaceae. It occurs mainly in the tropics and sub-tropics, with species found in Africa, Asia, Australasia and South America. A recent (2020) estimate places 41 species in the genus.

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Audioscopiks is a 1935 American short documentary film directed by Jacob F. Leventhal and John A. Norling. The main point of the short was to show off 3-D film technology. The film was nominated for an Aca